God is a Gooner

Lets all laugh at David Bentley and Tottenham Hotspur!

In the words of a £15m signing at Spurs Lodge in 2008, the footballer who couldn’t wait to rise through Arsenal youth ranks before he moved to Ewood Park in 2006:

“We can do anything we want, anything we put our minds to.”

Exactly, Spurs wanted to sign everyone in the summer!

David Bentley

Ex-Arsenal Midfielder, celebrating at The Emirates after scoring the opening goal for Spurs in The North London Derby, much to bear the wrath of gooners and more importantly, the author of this note.

Once hailed as “The New Beckham”, the former Arsenal trainee cuts a miserable figure at White Hart Lane these days (if at all, he is on the bench). Leave aside the chance to show off his boots embossed with DB7, he is struggling to get a chance to kick a ball. The spurs midfielder is yet to start for Spurs, this season.

Around one and a half months back, he was left with a cut face and a black eye by a punch from an unknown lad (who must’ve been a Gooner. We are proud of you arsemate. A Toast to You!) while he was dining at a North London restaurant. Plus, a few weeks back, he got arrested of driving under the influence of alcohol when he smashed his Porsche onto lamp-post. Consequently, the midfielder been banned of driving for one year and was fined two-week wages by the Spurs.

Icing on the cake, his loan move to Manchester City also fell through on the last day of the summer transfer window.

Lets all laugh! Hahahahahaha….

You are out, C*ntley! Where will you go now? Stoke in January? Join Larsson to avoid relegation at Birmingham? Or would you like to play under another like-minded Bulldog with Headset at Hull? I even doubt that, C*ntley. And don’t even try to dream that Manchester City will come again—you aren’t even going to earn bucks.

Being at the most confused club in the Premier League at the moment, what more can you expect! Presenting to you: The Roflham Lolspurz!

I sold Chimbonda on the way up here - Harry to Spurs fans at Doncaster (Carling Cup)

"I sold Chimbonda on the way up here" - Harry to Spurs fans at Doncaster (Carling Cup)

  • Sold Defoe to Pompey in for £9 million only to bring him back after an year for £15 million.
  • Bought the teen sensation-Giovani Dos Santos from Barcelona for around £5 million and ultimately loaned him out to Ipswich Town to avoid the further payments to Barcelona. According to transfer clause, Spurs may have to pay Barcelona as much as £8.6 million for Giovani, depending upon his appearances for the club. I guess he is back now at the club.
  • In Jan ’09, Robbie Keane was back at White Hart Lane after seven disappointing months at Anfield.
  • Pascal Chimbonda resigned for Spurs in Jan ’09 having lasted only six months at Sunderland. And Redknapp again offloaded him to Blackburn in this summer
  • They also wanted to sign Patrick Vieira, the cult figure among Gunners—their fiercest, and arguably the most intense rivals in the Premier League.
  • When Sol Campbell moved to Notts County, Redknapp expressed his desire to bring him back to white hart lane once again. Apparently, the fans who were infuriated with Sol’s move to Arsenal, back in 2001, stopped him.
  • When all the big clubs were quiet, Spurs, as ever, were active in the market on the transfer deadline day. Redknapp has almost raped Portsmouth of their finest players – Peter Crouch, Jermaine Defoe and Niko Kranjcar. He almost got David James too. If Portsmouth head towards relegation, the convict has to be Harry Redknapp.
What can I say, Levy?
To me at least, its not the real estate business. You just can’t buy and sell. Why don’t you just make some use of your Land Economy degree to find a better place for your fans to sit and watch your c*nts?

Arsemates, give me more reasons to laugh at Bentley and Spurs. I will update the list with your reference.

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7 Comments so far
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Sad Really but I suppose it takes their minds off their own problems. If I could be bothered I would itemise a few.Eduardo and losing the first key game of the season will do for starters.
I prefer to contemplate our own elevated position despite serious injuries to key players.I will let the team do my talking including Bentley who I agree has been a bit of a fool and certainly a disappointment to Spurs fans.

Comment by JimmyG2

🙂 The best league start in 49 years and the yid starts talking about arsenal losing the ‘first key game’ of the season. God is amused!

Must have seen winning three games in succession for the first time, i guess.
60-61 like never happened for you.

Not much of your fault neighbor! We will see how long it takes the curtain to fall. And believe me, you are not the only one to enjoy.

Comment by God is a Gooner

Don’t jump to conclusions GOG. I remember 60/61 very well,which makes me very old and very wise.
You have a good squad and a fine manager but I think that the tide has turned and you might just be stuck on the rocks.We will see.
To see why I don’t hate you read my blog for March 2008 a piece titled ‘On Fans, Followers and Supporters’

Comment by JimmyG2

I read it.

But doesn’t make any difference to me. You belong to Spurs. Full Stop.

Tide has turned? I’ll remember you, look forward to my buzz.

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Comment by Mark Summers

I think you’ll find a lot of Spurs fans laughing at Arsene’s hapless gooners as they languish in fourth- Spurs for te Champions League!

Comment by will ellis

Sorry…the…it’s the vertigo with being so high in the league!

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