God is a Gooner

27 Million West Ham Raid – It’s Like Thinking About Bacon When We Don’t Have Enough Salt In Our 1 Egg-Omelette Breakfast

Rumours. Rumours. Rumours. These are like sexual fantasies. Hardly one in thousand come true.

Transfer season – we wished, we waited, we yearned, we yawned and it went past us like we don’t exist. Now, here comes the another one from nowhere, for January.

The transfer rumor mill creators are such a pathetic bunch of ass-licking clueless retards that either they just can’t enjoy live football or they don’t have any vital activity in rest of 5 days of week (neither do we have) which could draw them away from football.

Yesterday, The News of the World reported that Arsenal is targeting Jack Collison and Matthew Upson from West Ham for a combined fee of £27m…… GET A LIFE!

Its Like Thinking About Bacon When We Don’t Have Enough Salt In Our 1 Egg-Omlette Breakfast. Well, we all love bacon. But we need to make our omelette better first.
Who needs Collison at the moment? And Arsene is not going to sign Upson.

So the mill invents the stories like this way –

Arsenal – Youngsters
Arsenal – Defense issues
West Ham – Financial problem
Past Link-up – Yes

Eureka! To the Internet. Again!

But Guess What? We are more interested in talking about Eboue.
Don’t come again. At least, untill we are right into January.

Do we need Collison? Is Upson the answer? Have your say below.

God is a Gooner. Cheers!

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dude, but we need couple of signings. Defeating wigan 4-0 is good but we lost to manyoo. if we want to win the league we need to win against the top 4..

Comment by Varun

We always needed a couple of signings. Face the fact. He is not going to sign anyone.
Chamakh is a big possibility in January and if Senderos leaves, he will get some unknown lad born in Africa and raised in France to cover up in defence.

Heard Eboue celebrated in AdebyeWhore style, but couldn’t find any video or pic over internet.

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