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Place: Old Trafford Dressing Room
Time: 1805 hours, Half-time
A shoe flew in the air and struck rooney on the nose. And Fergie jumped on to him like a stray drooling bitch suffering from rabies,
“You f*ck-wit piss-face, what do i play you for? I have been signaling you like a third-tier prostitute from Russia to make a dive. What the fuck you are doing outta there you fuckmouth?”
“I thought UEFA is watching, so i decided not to do this time”, replied the shrek.
“Shut the f*ck up you f*ckmunch! Moron, what do you take the training for? I tell you, you better do this before the hour mark or you better sit at home for one month f*cking your bird, coleen.”
“Ok my master! i will do it.”
And then this happened.
(Look at the darg marks of w*nker’s back foot before he comes in contact with Almunia)
The Art of Subtle Diving - Wayne Rooney, the Master
Pic Source: Dean James, Arshassins
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God is a Gooner 
ur the biggest looser thats all i can say… he got a penalty fair and square….. aluminia did bring him down….
Comment by Rohaan August 30, 2009 @ 03:44lol.. good lord there is being blind and then there is outright stupidity.. Watch a video and pause the bloody video just before the point of contact.. The frickin pig is already on his knees, not to mention having dragged his back foot for a few feet
Comment by Anirudh August 30, 2009 @ 20:31Rooney brought the penalty! He was going down before he got to Almunia but Almunia did also make contact with Rooney and Rooney knew that. Even Lee Dixon has said it was a pen. Why you not mentioning the disgusting behaviour of Eboue?!?!
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:30Umm, Rooney is clearly going down before contact is made and even so he would NEVER have scored had he stayed on his feet. THe ball ended up a mile into the stands so the ref is an idiot. and Also arshavin shuldve got a pen, dusnt matta if he scored. its the principle of the decision making at Old trafford. Fergie had anotha bit*h to the refs again
Comment by Loksta September 26, 2009 @ 12:41You are such a fuckload on earth, if u say that after watching the proof.Almunia brought him down you fuchugly? He was reaching out to ball? he was kneeing down to make it look like an obstruction
Comment by God is a Gooner August 30, 2009 @ 04:00God is not a gooner. He hates you.
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:26You cheated a catholic team and payback is a bitch!!!
He was going down before Almunia was on the pitch!
Comment by Valo August 30, 2009 @ 05:00Flecther took out arshavin and hanballed it.No peno so how was this?????????????????
Yes it was a penalty but Arshavin scored in the same move!! So therefore Arsenal would have only been 1 up!!
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:27what? we are distributing bananas here from sky or something,,that you got one after all, somehow!! I say, if Dean wouldn’t have given the penalty to you, what the fuck manyooo could have done and what the result could have been?
Comment by God is a Gooner September 3, 2009 @ 19:53lolz @ Dannybhoy. That is the stupidestestest comment I see Manure fans making over and over again. “So what if the penalty was not given? Arshavin scored anyway so the scoreline would be the same.” ROFL, el stupido.
How about… “what if the penalty was given and Arshavin converted the penalty, and THEN scored that monstrous goal after that? Then the score would be 2-0.” See even we can come down to your level and talk the same way. “What if the penalty was given and Arsenal scored 5 more goals after that?” See, I can go on and on.
Comment by Kima September 4, 2009 @ 11:03doesn’t exactly looks like a obstruction or foul, depends upon from whose point of view u r looking at it…anyway I haven’t watched the game so cant just take sides…
Comment by raman August 30, 2009 @ 08:46even a non-football fan can see that! where the fuck is platini?
Comment by God is a Gooner August 30, 2009 @ 16:49i dont gv a rats arse..Do u remember this message…ha ha
Comment by Karthik August 30, 2009 @ 11:08ya i dont want u to give ur arse or any other mammal’s arse. Do you see here he is diving that? tell that..
Now u know what all goes at O.T. ? he was the cunt who broke arsenal’s 49 unbeaten record in 2004. he dived at that time too..
Comment by God is a Gooner August 30, 2009 @ 16:47stupid cunt! he dragged his left foot before touching Almunia. what a world class diving! Fat Alex must be very proud of you, Dull Shreky Rooney
Comment by Yeshagooner August 30, 2009 @ 16:01At least Rooney had the decency to let Almunia take him down. Eduardo and Eboue didnt though? Where are the slow mo videos of them incidents.
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:28Making videos of those dives is your job not mine. If arsenal players dive, we admit and he got punished too…
Your fucking reputable cunt dives again and again and no one talks about that. just because he is fucking english. ANd above all over that, its labelled as “Rooney certainly did, what he usually does”.. rugby would be better than this to see all the legit dives and challenges
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Pingback by Twitter Trackbacks for The Truth about the Old Traffordish Penalty – The Dive of Wayne Rooney « God is a Gooner [godisagooner.wordpress.com] on Topsy.com August 30, 2009 @ 16:05[…] Posted by Arsenalist on August 29th, 2009 I’ll sum this game up in two sentences. Robbed. We beat ourselves. Do check this great post about Wayne Rooney’s dive. […]
Pingback by Arsenalist » Blog Archive » Arsenal vs Manchester United Highlights 2-1 August 30, 2009 @ 16:11Thanks mate
Comment by God is a Gooner August 30, 2009 @ 16:49[…] bak mål. Alumina gjorde en tabbe og var for jævlig klønete, JA, men jeg mener dommern lures av Rooney. På reprisen er Rooney på god vei ned før det er kontakt i det hele tatt og ballen […]
Pingback by Trondergooners » Gunners will go strong! August 30, 2009 @ 18:00Perfect angle and perfect video,one of the interviewer asked Shrek if it was Penalty afterwards and Shrek said yes it was ,he took me out and everybody agreed ,what the fuck ,that`s why Manure are fucking champions ,i think its about time that an investigation like in Italy should be opened up in the frigging EPL!!
Comment by Gorakshep August 30, 2009 @ 18:13Does anyone else think it looks like almunia makes some contact with the ball before making contact with rooney’s dive? No way the ref could see that, but looks to me that the ball shifts position about the time almunia would have made a touch to it
Comment by VolsnCards5 August 30, 2009 @ 22:12keen observation Vols. but given the time frame, its almost impossible to say that
Comment by God is a Gooner August 30, 2009 @ 22:47a bit waspish anywhere this is my take
Comment by vijaytamma August 30, 2009 @ 23:25it its meant to be. You can read the introduction to the blog on top left. decent very short summary of match, but you have missed important incidents executed intelligently!
Comment by God is a Gooner August 31, 2009 @ 00:07wow, i love this , now we know who cheated.
Comment by mark August 31, 2009 @ 02:43he is a dissapointment to united.
and the referee wanted united to score,
he was already going down, most united fan confessed they develop high blood prssure cos arsenal is just too classical a team to reckon with, good game boy , keep it up, we see what happens next they introduce video evidence he would have gotten red and ban for 5 mathes , lol
I doubt about video evidence. Football is becoming like politics. one day one story. Another day, another story.And its forgotten. Moreover, he is english.
Comment by God is a Gooner August 31, 2009 @ 03:31Arsenal did out play United but couldnt win. Thats how championships are won – playing badly but still getting the results. Arsenal dont like it up them cos they all a bunch of pussys.
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:32[…] days before. There are numerous images and videos on the web that show, quite conclusively, that Rooney was on his way down and made sure Almunia made contact. His left leg never makes an attempt to go forward, you can […]
Pingback by Manchester United 2 – 1 Arsenal « Pretty Triangles August 31, 2009 @ 08:52Even if he didnt drag his left leg, he wouldve gone down because almunia’s hand is already blocking his path. And u guys only brought this up because u fecking lost. Why didnt u talk about eboue’s dive ? Pathetic sore losers. Admit defeat and move on. It’s still only 4 games. There are many games left to play. Biatchhhhhh
Comment by watever August 31, 2009 @ 11:53fuck off, that watever guy who made that comment is a cunt. of course we would be fucking complaining even if we won, no matter what the circumstance is a cheat is a cheat, yes eboue dived but were not applauding it are we? rooney fucking dived and its a shame you fuck heads get a fucking lucky win, if rooney was not an england player, the media would be all over this shit.
Comment by brian August 31, 2009 @ 12:03Oi fuckever!
“Its only 4 games. There are many games left to play”
What do u think, its love/break-up, you ugly stinking pussy? that you are preaching to move on…or you are here to tell us what could have happened and what could have not?
Sorry, we are not open for that. Take your piss off, scumbag.
Comment by God is a Gooner August 31, 2009 @ 12:11Fine, so they say Rooney would have gone down anyway because Almunia made a stupid mistake. Forget that. But how the fuck can the ref call that a penalty and not the one inflicted on Arshavin????? I agree its high time the FA launch an investigation into this despicable favoritism thats been going on every freaking year. Chanting “paedophile” is the only thing Manure fans are good at.
Comment by Kima August 31, 2009 @ 15:24Chanting paedophile is all united are good at you say! lol Dont make me laugh. Just compare the trophy rooms and you will see your a talking out your arse!!
Comment by Dannybhoy_16 September 3, 2009 @ 17:34Dumb f*ck. Read my comment properly or go back to school. I said “chanting paedophile is the only thing Manure fans are good at”. Manure FANS. Get it? Your trophies were won by your team, not your fans. I’m not denying your team is good, but Im talking about the fans here. Jesus… at least make some sense even when you’re trolling.
Comment by Kima September 4, 2009 @ 10:56[…] But Mr. Dean is not finished yet. The second half begins, and soon a ball is played into Arsenal’s box, being chased by English boy-wonder Wayne Rooney. Arsenal keeper Manuel Almunia dives for it, makes contact with Rooney, he is on the ground. Penalty is given. By the letter of the law, it is a penalty. But it is important to re-examine what exactly happened. (Watch it here if you like) or check out this animated image that sums it up. […]
Pingback by Journey to the centre of Mike Dean’s Reality Tunnel « Off The Meatrack August 31, 2009 @ 15:44Man Utd getting away with it again. 😦
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Comment by God is a Gooner September 1, 2009 @ 02:21Let me know when you are ready.
If you look at the video really close…..u can see almunias hand hitting rooneys ankle……thats when he goes down…….and then his hand bounces off the turf again and there is further contact
Comment by kaushik September 1, 2009 @ 17:44Eureka! So should we start playing without contact?
Thats what he did, he dived intelligently. and i dont need to remind for the 9833479th time. he timed his dive perfectly and his back leg was already kneeing down.
If he didn’t dive smartly, i can just say that he loses his balance if someone disturbs the air zone around him.
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